My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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