I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That accounts for only three of the penises
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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