She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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