I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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