just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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