Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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