OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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