He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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