The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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