Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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