They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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