do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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