she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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