Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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