I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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