I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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