some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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