I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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