doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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