This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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