Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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