Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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