Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
