You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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