Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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