I think im going to throw up on grandma
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Bring me that man meat
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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