I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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