what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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