have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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