can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
