did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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