If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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