my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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