Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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