i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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