i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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