:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just had sex on a roof
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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