I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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