He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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