at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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