What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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