party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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