whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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