I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
it wasn't lemon gatorade
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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