I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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