In the future we'll all be gay
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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I need you to use more vowels.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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