After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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