Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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