Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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