You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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