would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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