so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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