I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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