i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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