We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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